The Sorting Hat's Third Song (Year 5)

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In times of old when I was new

And Hogwarts barely started

The founders of our noble school

Thought never to be parted:

United by a common goal,

They had the selfsane yearning,

To make the world's best magic school

And pass along their learning.

"Together we will build and teach!"

The four good friends decided

And never did they dream that they

Might someday be divided,

For were there such friends anywhere

As Slytherin and Gryffindor?

Unless is was the second pair

Of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw?

So how could it have gone so wrong?

How could such frienship fail?

Why, I was there and so can tell

The whole sad, sorry tale.

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach those whose

Intelligence is usrest."

Said Gryffindor, "we'll teach all those

With brave deeds to their name,"

Said hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot,

And treat them just the same."

These differences caused little strife

When first they came to light,

For each of the four founders had

A House in which they might

Take only those they wanted, so,

For instance, Slytherin

Took only pure-blood wizards

Of great cunning, just like him,

And only those of sharpest mind

Were taught by Ravenclaw

While the bravest and the boldest

Went to daring Gryffindor.

Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest,

And taught them all she knew,

Thus the Houses and thier founders

Retained friendships firm and true.

So Hogwarts worked in harmony

For severalhappy years,

But then discord crept amoung us

Feeding on our faults and fears.

The Houses that, like pillars four,

Had once held up our school,

Now turned upon eachother and,

Divided, sought to rule.

And for a while it seemed the school

Must meet an early end,

What with dueling and with fighting

And clash of friend on friend

And at last there came a mourning

When old Slytherin departed

And though the fighting then died out

He left us quite downhearted.

And never since the founders four

Were whittled down to three

Have the Houses been united

As they once were meant to be.

And now the Sorting Hat is here

And you all know the score:

I sort you into Houses

Because that is what I'm for,

But this year I'll go further,

Listen closely to my song:

Though condemned I am to split you

Still I worry thet it's worng

Though I must fulfill my duty

And must quarter every year

Still I wonder whether sorting

May not bring the end I fear.

Oh, know the perils, read the signs,

The warning history shows,

For our Hogwarts is in danger

From external, deadly foes

And we must unite inside her

Or we'll crumble from within

I have told you, I have warned you....

Let the Sorting now begin.

 

 

 

Song Review

This Song has even more details about the school's founders and their personalities. It is here that the Hufflepuff stereotype is validated, even though it is still wrong. "Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest" sounds like Hufflepuff is made up of leftovers. But no student is a leftover. everone has a value, and Hufflepuff was good enough to see it. This is also not to mention the fact that the previous Songs described Hufflepuffs as just, loyal, patient, true, unafraid, and hard working. Those traits are hardly traits of so-called leftovers.

Here the Slytherin being evil stereotype is also perpetuated. This Song makes it sound as though it was all his fault that the founders had any arguments and he was the wrong one. But the Hat is also biased against this, being Gryffindor's hat. Also, the Hat warns against such rifts. It tries to get the Houses to cooperate, meaning that it can't fully believe Slytherins to be all evil, or else it would give advice fo how to get rid of all the Slytherins and defend the rest of the school. and remember, this hat has devled into all their minds; it knows whetheror not these kids (and yes, we're talking about school kids) are evil.

You may also nowice that this Song is very different from the other two. The Hat gives advice in this one. This is becausee Voldemort had just returned, and the Hat (who lives in Dumbledor's office, and can then overhear eveything that Dumbledore knows) knew that Umbridge was coming and what that would entail.

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Song 3 was taken from the following book:
Rowling, J. K. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. First American ed. USA: Scholastic, 2003. 204-07. Print.