Blips and Chitz offers a wide variety of services from entertainmetn
to every little weird thing your heart desires so feel free to explore
and see the vast majority of things we have to offer.
Come pick and play from our vast array of games including
everyones favorite game "The Life of Roy". Play as Roy and see
how long you live to earn points which reaps it's rewards by earning
tickets for real prizes! So buy as many tokens as you can and have fun!
Feel free to buy some delicious food and even try our house made
micro brewed beer ranked among the top three in all the universes. Blips
and Chitz has a family friendly environment so feel free to bring the kids
for a family meal or celebrate a birthday on us.
If you are looking to end an enemy diplomat or just want someone to be
gone in general then look no further. Our in house assasin Krombopulous Michael
will happily take the job. He's courteous, kind, and never misses his mark. So if you
want the job done and done right he's your man. He can be hired for a cheap price
just be sure to tell your friends who you got to get that annoying guy from work out
of your life.
Jerry getting on your nerves? Then go ahead and drop him off at the Jerry daycare
center. Here your Jerry and every Jerry in every other universe will be put together and
carefully watched in a fun, free zone catered to everything Jerry likes in his life. So while
he's being watched go ahead and have as much fun as you want at Blips and Chitz. Just don't
lose your number or you won't be able to get your exact Jerry back.
Can't leave Blips and Chitz without your own custom apparel and goods to remember all the fun
you had on your visti. Blips and Chitz sells a variety of shits, mugs, phone covers, and anything
else you could possibly think of so feel free to stop in to our gift shop in store or online and buy
your own custom Blips and Chitz apparel to show all your friends about how great of a place Blips and Chitz
really is!