The Savage Supper Slaughter business was started by Farmer Fred on the free range farm passed down generation after generation in the McFreakazoid family. Farmer Fred had the idea to start SSS when he realized how increasingly savage his son, Frank, was getting around the 17 other siblings. In order to give Frank an outlet, Farmer Fred let Frank loose on the farm to do all the slaughtering by hand—literally with just his hands. This brought peace back to the household, and gave Farmer Fred the idea to open this opportunity to like-minded savages.

After the first 13 customers were brutally gored, mauled, poisoned, trampled, crushed, flung, or otherwaise maimed to death, Farmer Fred realized quickly that he needed to provide paying customers with a weapon. Now customers have a choice between a paperclip, string, a pencil, brass knuckles, sock full of nickels, pool noodle, duct tape, or a squirt gun. Those customers who still fail are simply left as food for the animals to become stronger, since the world is better off with less savages anyway!

--disclaimer--
we are not responsible for any lives lost, especially since we are actually doing the world a favor one way or another. people either learn a valuable lesson about the food they eat, or the savages die trying to get their next meal—win-win! we are also not responsible for the quality of meat, due to the animals being bruised or otherwise hurt by the savages. we just care for them! if customers choose to go after an animal that is 100% going to kill them, or an animal whose meat will kill them when eaten, that is their choice. we hold no responsibility for the choices of savages. all we do is care for the animals! good luck, and may the strongest animal survive.