HOW TO BAKE THE MOST DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES YOU'VE EVER TASTED.

(In just 6 simple steps!)

STEP 1:

First things first, you're gonna need a mixer.

(Here's why we recommend Cuisinart)

STEP 2:

Get 2 Butters.

This is a fixed butter table.

STEP 3:

Give up and go to the store.

STEP 4:

Buy some of that pre-made cookie dough.

STEP 5:

Hire someone to bake the cookie dough, (preferable you're own kin because child labor is pretty cheap.)

STEP 6:

Enjoy all your hard work!